Part 3: Spring

Part 2: Winter

Part 1

He’s calling his girlfriend and she wants a new plastic face.

The Birth of Colleen Hoover's Rival

When I Peed My Pants in Grade School

From a Somewhat Lazy Person

The following is a list of my favorite Starbucks orders

The Proffesional's Guide to Getting Girls

The old apartment complexes in Japan are usually brick red, dusty off-white, or plain brown.