The following is a list of my favorite Starbucks orders:

• Spiced Chai Tea Latte

• Vanilla Bean Whipped Crème Frappuccino Blended Crème

• Iced Raspberry Pearl Pumpkin Spice Oatmilk Macchiato with Three Pumps of Brown Sugar Syrup, Three Pumps of Caramel Honey, and Three Pumps of Sugar-Free Vanilla Syrup (gotta stay healthy, ya know)

• Cold Pressed Strawberry Lemonade with No Strawberry or Lemons

• Crispy Crunch Oreo Crunch Crunch Hot Tea

• I Like Wasting My Money Macchiato

• Smoldering Brazilian Passion Like the Day We Made Love Naked Under the Summer Sky Iced Tea

• Oh My God, Do You Guys Wanna Be in My BeReal Frappuccino

• Fuck Ass Brown Sugar Water

• Coffee—

  but ohhh right… Oops, I forgot;

  they don’t have that

Last modified on 2025-09-16